Chemtrails - A cloud cover to enable electromagnetic weapons?

If you cross two beams of ultrasound that are close to each other in frequency, you can get audible sound.  This is how the Audio Spotlight works  It was invented by a kid from MIT and they use it at Disney now.

Likewise, if you cross two microwave beams you can cook someone.  Other frequencies, you can electrocute them from a distance.  Maybe with a satellite.  Imagine you've pissed someone off, he presses a button and hey! Ow! holy Zeus!  You can zap someone's electronic equipment and fry it.  You can cloak the atmosphere so that missiles get confused.  You can mess with the weather.  You can even make earthquakes.

Maybe they want to be Tim the Enchanter...

I wondered why the spraying planes seemed to be military - i.e. even if they're not military looking planes, they have no flight plans posted.  Well, according to Dutchsinse, it's all some kind of star wars tech they're testing. This cloud on our horizon is some kind of electronic air-soup that enables the zapping.  The collateral (or not so collateral) damage is that the aluminum and barium are precipitating into the ground and killing the plants.  But what a coincidence! Monsanto is developing an aluminum resistant bunch of seeds.  How did they know?  And remember, Monsanto now owns ACADEMI, aka Blackwater aka Xe.  He who controls food controls the world, and this is their perfect opportunity to - um - make a killing.

I feel like a bug at someone's suburban backyard picnic.  Spray and zap.  Spray and zap.  What, those silly humans aren't dead yet?  Darn mosquitoes! Spray, zap, spray, zap.  Bet they're wishing Zyklon-B was still on the market.  Wouldn't it make their job so much faster and easier?  Spray, zap, spray, zap. Oy vey!

According to Dutchsinse, the only ways to avoid these weapons are to go deep underground inside a cave lined with lead and ceramics, or to rise above the field of battle.  That's assuming they don't fry the controls in your plane.  Perhaps a hot air balloon?  Would that get high enough? Probably not.

We might find some relief with the orgone-wielding Etheric Warriors.  They think they can disperse chemtrails with homemade cloudbusters, or as they call them, chembusters.  I really don't know about that, but I suppose it's worth a try.  My question is, however, if the cloudbuster works to put a hole in the cloud, where does the particulate matter end up?  Probably still on the ground somewhere.

But it would be funny if a collection of $150 devices consisting of nothing fancier than copper pipes in a bucket of resin and metal shavings could defeat a multi-billion-dollar star wars project.

Barring that, I think we just need the Ghost Riders.  Mad cows in the sky...