OK, what I want to know is, can we do away with the TSA scanners now? Oh, well, I tried.
And, of course, soon this will probably get used by hoodlums and roving SWAT teams to find people's coin collections, guns, ammo, safes, food stores, security systems, and... Drum Roll Please.... women's boobs. Natürlich. Now you can get your Rapescan on the go! No need to work for the TSA anymore.
New product ideas: The Lead Lined Bra. To be followed closely by: The Lead Lined House. And then: The Smartphone Jammer.
If I catch anyone X-raying my boobs on the sly, I'll take and stomp their phone. You have been warned.
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