(Not so) Secretly Serviced!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/14/world/americas/colombia-summit-secret-service/

Well, it's all over the news, but in case you haven't heard, 11 Secret Service who went to Colombia in advance of Obama attending the globalist meeting called "Summit of the Americas" have been hauled back to the US and put on administrative leave following an incident where they got caught bringing prostitutes back to their hotel room.  One prostitute stayed all night and then emerged from their room when the hotel manager showed up, complaining that they still owed her money.  (what, they couldn't hide her under the bed, with all their supposed tradecraft?  Were they all passed out?)

Another prostitute lodged a complaint with police because she said they didn't pay her.  (Prostitution is legal in some parts of Colombia, so she had the moral high ground)

I guess the agents never heard the joke "How do you make a hormone?  Don't pay her"...  if they had, it would have saved them a lot of trouble.

The one moral of the story is, Get paid up front when you service those cheap ass gringos!
The other moral is, this is a GLOBALIST conference, the point of which was INTERNATIONAL SECURITY, i.e. spying, in a country where even ordinary people in cities are so security conscious that they typically enclose their gardens with a cage that looks like an outdoor jail cell, so they can hang out outside and not get abducted, and you thought because you were far from home you could get away with some extracurricular nookie?  Bwahahahaha!