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Here are 12 ideas for ways to go out and make money if you don't have a job. (I couldn't stop at 10)
Essentially they are self-employment, but easy to get into, and many of them are cash businesses.
1. Boosting stuff on Ebay, Craigs List, and other online stores:
"A family member is out of work with no unemployment and makes his living by going to estate sales and selling what he buys on ebay" (I stole this quote off of The Simple Dollar). Unless you have a truck, just get the small stuff. It would also help if you had boxes in your car to put the stuff into when you buy it. You also need a digital camera, to take pictures of your stuff.
You can also sell used books on half.com or abebooks.com or ebay or any of those. I have done that, but the market for used books has fallen off some with the recession. I like half.com because you don't pay if your books don't sell.
2. Mowing lawns:
You need a lawn mower (duh). You can often buy them used if you know a local lawn mower repairman. Simply make up a flyer and start going door to door in a nice neighborhood in March or April. Dress nice when you go with your flyers, like in Chinos and an alligator shirt. Tell people you mow lawns, what your rate is, and ask them for their business.
You can also do this for leaf raking or snow removal. And if there is a list of landlords anywhere, or a real estate investor's group like REIA, you might be able to market to a lot of people at once who have multiple lawns to mow and who might prefer to let someone else do it.
In addition, or instead, if you know how to repair and maintain lawn mowers, you can go door to door in March with flyers offering lawn mower tuneups.
If you have a truck and some land to put leaves on, you can take the leaves and clippings and compost them along with free manure from a horse farm, and then sell the compost the next year as a soil amendment along with your services.
3. Growing seedlings:
You can grow baby tomato (or other) plants. There is a story about an heirloom tomato called "Radiator Charlie's Mortgage Lifter" where this guy named Radiator Charlie paid off his mortgage by selling tomato seedlings that he had bred of a new variety of tomato. It's possible you could do this on a small scale and still be under the radar. I have grown mortgage lifters, they are kind of a beefsteak type tomato. Personally I prefer Black Krim tomatoes, but that's me. Sometimes people raise special gourmet salad plants and sell them to restaurants.
4. Cooking dinner:
I knew a young lady who cooked a bunch of meals for someone else about once a week in her own kitchen and delivered them. The person hiring her didn't have the time to cook, but didn't want to eat takeout all the time. She was able to beat the price of takeout and still make enough money to make it worth it to her. A small private arrangement to cook for 4 or 5 families would probably be doable, and you wouldn't have to advertise much. That would be a good way to sell your homegrown produce: cook it into dinners.
5. Cleaning houses:
You can do this with a minimum of equipment. You can even add perceived value (and save money!) by using all natural cleaners (i.e. baking soda, vinegar, Borax, etc.). People who get a good clientele going can make good money at this. You can also wash windows in retail districts. Although there are ad-hoc window washers who just go around asking for immediate work, you can upgrade yourself slightly by giving out business cards and wearing something that looks like a work uniform.
6. Babysitting:
If you have a big enough house, you can take in kids for day care. Unless you want to go in for a business license, bonding, etc. you should stick to dealing only with people you know well.
7. Scrapping:
If you have a pickup truck you can go around on trash night and pick up anything metal from people's trash and then sell it to scrapyards. Copper and brass sell for the most, aluminum is also high, and iron and steel don't bring much, unless it's stainless steel, but if it's restaurant equipment you might make more money selling the object as what it is instead of for scrap. You can also collect cans, but I suspect you wouldn't make much just doing that. If the cans present themselves in the trash you are looking in already, though, go for it. However, a lawyer in Boston that I worked for had a client who made a living collecting cans. She was also very physically fit from all the walking she did on her rounds! Some kinds of copper wire, you can use to make jewelry, if you're so inclined. Copper bracelets are perennial favorites.
8. Bird Dogging/Flipping Houses:
Get to know some real estate investors. (best way is to attend some REIA meetings - or whatever real estate investor's club you have locally. Or just call some "I Buy Houses" signs). There are two ways you can go about this. The first is just to find addresses and phone numbers of owners that might be distressed, look up whatever you can find quickly from the public record (i.e. the property tax rolls) and sell the information to the real estate investors. Expect to get $5 to $10 per lead, and I think the difference would be over the phone number. The second way is to get more involved: Learn how to make offers on houses, what the investors are looking for, and get a good buyer-slanted purchase contract. Then call those leads yourself, or leave flyers saying "I buy houses" with your own contact info on them, meet with the seller, look at the house, and make offers. When you get a deal, offer it to your real estate buyers. You don't have to be a realtor because you will be a principal in the deal. You assign your interest in the purchase contract in exchange for some money at the closing. Expect to make between $2,000 and $5,000 per deal on these, depending on how much fat you can skim from the deal and still give the investor a good discount.
9. Handyman Service:
If you are good with small residential repairs, plumbing and wiring, painting, drywall, tile, etc., you can work for local landlords doing tenant turnover repairs. A bonus of this line of work is sometimes tenants leave behind good stuff when they move out. I've gotten some good stuff from turnovers: nice furniture, broken gold jewelry that had gotten tossed in a corner, new soap still in the wrapper, a silver tea set with a lot of the silver rubbed off (sold it on ebay), canned goods, Legos, dominos, about 8 pairs of shoes, a vintage dress, ammo, a crock pot, and a complete set of electrician's textbooks. The downside if you do the cleaning, is that cleaning for apartment turnovers can be really gross. One time I moved a stove and found a mountain of ferret poop with lollipops in it!
10. Sewing, Fashion, Costumes:
You can alter or repair clothes, or make clothes from patterns for other people. The best way to get into this is to sell clothes you made yourself - just make some interesting clothes/costumes and wear them someplace where people like costumes - Renaissance fairs, psychic fairs, Dead shows (or the equivalent? Phish shows?), re-enactment events. If someone compliments you, give them a business card, or arrange to put on a trunk show. If you get into it, you can also do upholstery, curtains, etc., but that can take more heavy-duty equipment. Equivalent things you could do would be costume jewelry, hair ornaments, etc.
I couple times I made (or found in thrift stores) club clothes and sold them on Ebay. Club clothes are sexy clothes like a stripper would wear. They sell pretty well. "Normal" clothes don't sell very well, unless they are designer, so go for the club crowd.
You can also make and sell club clothes to strippers in strip bars, with prior permission of the management. You might need to be a woman (or hire a woman) to go there and sell them. What the clothes would look like sort of depends on the bar's rules, the municipal laws, and what the girls like to wear. Some places, all they wear is bikinis. Sewing Spandex is a whole other skill than sewing woven fabric, and Spandex, especially neon Spandex, is somewhat expensive by the yard. The good part, though, is you don't need much fabric per costume! Also the girls pay in cash.
11. Sign Ninja:
You can be a sign placer for realtors or real estate investors. Some municipalities go around removing signs during the week, but they will leave them alone when the city offices are closed on the weekends. So realtors will put out signs on Friday and take them down on Sunday. You can be the guy who does this for them so they can stay inside where it's warm and dry. You need a mallet, some work gloves, and a car with a back to it, like a station wagon or pickup truck. Probably a truck would be best, but maybe not absolutely necessary. The guy with the signs who I met one rainy night at a gas station had a 2-county range and called himself the Sign Ninja.
12. Psychic, Tarot, etc.:
Sometimes new age shops or goth clubs will have times when psychic readers can sit and give readings. If there are no places like that, you can still advertise your services for parties. If you have friends who also enjoy that sort of thing, you can start a psychic reader agency and send other people to parties when you can't go, for a cut. You could make it even more fun by dressing up like gypsies, for an extra touch.